I was furious when I found out my computer problem came down to calling Microsoft. Not only do I hate calling customer service, but knowing that I could be on this call for hours really chapped my ass. When I was finally transferred to the right person, I was in a horrible mood, and rather rude. However, Amrik was very polite to me, even when he knew I was too dumb, and therefore had to "take control over my computer." After several minutes of awkward silence, we began to talk about where we were calling from. He is from India. Being that he had I had to share my computer with him, he had to send me an email confirming. This email included Amrik's last name. So naturally, I attempt to look him up on Facebook. I almost fell out of my effing chair - he is probably one of the most attractive men I have ever seen. His profile is public, so I got to see everything. Shit, my frown turned upside down quickly. Sadly, flirting on the phone with a tech from India isn't very glamorous. So, I'm thinking about stalking friending him on FB. Maybe, just maybe, he'll be my 'Eat Pray Love' adventure someday.
I had a meeting with my boss yesterday, and was showing him some great websites I've been using for research. I had not yet added them all to my Favorites, so I had to type in the URL. No biggie, right? Wrong. Unfortunately (for both of us), I replaced the word "totties" with "titties" while typing in the URL. There, right in front of us, were two women with the largest tatas I have ever seen. Naturally, I tried to exit the screen as fast as possible. So fast, in fact, that my number of mouse clicks per second froze my computer. There we were, the two of us. Forced to watch porn at work. I slammed my laptop shut after a few awkward moments, and now it's just sitting on my desk. Closed. I'm too nervous to open it.
You might have learned this in your typing class in the '90s, but you no longer need to type two spaces after a period. One will suffice. See?
I don't really appreciate Facebook suggesting that I catch up with my dead mother by posting on her wall.
If I fill out the form at USPS.gov to hold my mail, and I check the box that says "deliver held mail and resume delivery on June 1" then why does the post office continue to hold mail, and why do I have to go to the post office on June 2 to get my mail and tell them to resume delivery? Tell me why.
I had a terrible headache. It was so terrible that, at 8:30 PM, I told my husband I was going to pay the credit card bills online and go to bed. I checked bank balances. I paid the credit card bills. I remembered something I needed to do on the post office web site. I noticed my headache wasn't as bad. I checked my email. I read a few blog posts. I checked Twitter. And now, 20 minutes later, my headache is almost gone. All I needed was fix of sweet, sweet, internet.
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