Friday. It could not have come any sooner. I mean that to be a question. Why the hell could today, Friday, not come any bloody sooner? Looking back on my last two PofY, as well as, my last couple of Peeves, I've noticed that I have been increasingly cynical. I really need to wipe the angry girl music sludge off of me, pull myself up by the boot straps, and get my shit together. Someone told me recently, should I happen to see the sky turn pink and fill with unicorns (pissing rainbows, of course), my days will begin to brighten up. Well, damn it, I saw it. And if the fucking pink sky and unicorns (pissing rainbows, of course) don't cheer up this little cup-o-juice, I know what will...
Peeves of Yore shall be dedicated to bathroom peeves today! Shit makes everyone laugh. Well, maybe not everyone. It makes me laugh, so if you don't want to laugh along with me today - eat shit.
Jenn4221, anytime you start to feel like you have a "case of the Monday's," you just keep your chin held high and keep your eyes on the head prize!
This is genius, Peeved Michelle. There are simply no words to describe how awesome this is. All in favor of a Caca Castle? Me! Me! Me! Me! Those who are not...exit to the rear please (tee hee hee), and go fuck yourself.
Dearest Unknown Peever, My advice to you is this.... Never, ever trust a fart. Period. You gambled and lost, my friend.
If this doesn't make you laugh, I don't know what will. All hope is lost if Heather's peeve doesn't enourage even a little giggle.
Wow, this Unknown Peever gambled and won. Winner, winner chicken dinner!
My goodness, this shit talking really put me in one hell of a better mood. I'm so freaking happy now, I could just shit! Enjoy your weekend, my friends.
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