The Peevery

A Dilemma

I have two friends who would like to see a play this week and I've talked to both about going with them.  I can get free tickets for Sunday afternoon which would enable friend A to see the play since she doesn't earn enough money really for extras like this.  However, friend B cannot attend Sunday afternoon because he is out of town until the evening.  Do I:

A - Get free tickets for Sunday for friend A and I and go Sunday afternoon as well as buy a ticket to go with friend B on Thursday or Sunday night.

B - Get free tickets for Sunday for friend A and I and tell friend B that I can't go with him.

C - Pay for a ticket and go with friend B and tell friend A I can't go with her.

D - Pay for friend A's ticket and go with friend A & B at a time we can all go together.

Peeve Averted

Got out of car.

Placed coffee cup on roof of car while unloading all my work shit.

Bird on a wire above car takes a massive dump, which lands three inches away from coffee cup. 

Coffee still drinkable.

Peeves in the News

Canadians are peeved. What's up with the dude's hair in the photo alongside this article?

Rainman I'm Not

Sometimes, when I see a headline from a newspaper or a magazine, I will repeat the line over and over in my head for hours.

Today, it's, " Ashlee and Pete Ring-a-Dinged."

Help me.

YTF

FYI, YTF is my new favorite. I have completely forsaken WTF.

I wear a paper bag on my head, too.

Sometimes, when I post as the Unknown Peever, I comment on the posts as my real name so nobody can figure out the true identity of the unknown.

Happy Easter

Peeved Baby says, "Suck it."

See the Flickr set for how difficult it is to get one decent picture of a squirmy baby.

Hello, Dalai!

His Holiness the Dalai Lama is coming to visit a local university, situated next to my favorite coffee shop.  That is, if he doesn't resign first.

In honor of his visit, the baristas want to create a commemorative drink - a Dalai Latte. 

They're a little concerned this would offend him if he would stop by the shop for some tea.  But what would he do if he were offended?  Not like he can smite us or anything.  Right?

I have girl parts.

To go along with my nicely-tucked-away girl parts, I also have dangerously small feet which I always dress in girl shoes. 

Just wanted to clear up the rumors. 

The Great Interview Experiment

I was checking LeahPeah's blog and saw her post about the Great Interview Experiment that Neil Kramer from Citizen of the Month is running. Well over 300 people have joined up, including me. You leave a comment and the person ahead of you interviews you and then you post it on your blog because you are a fascinating person with a riveting story to tell. Don't deny it. You are.

So is Scott at fivetoedsloth. I interviewed him. Alas, my interviewer has not yet contacted me.