What's happening, everyone? Another day, another dollar. Another week gone by. I'm tight on time this week, so my typical introduction will be pretty poor and pathetic. Hey, I can't be on the ball all the time, yo! I've been spending a lot of time at home lately, so I thought what better thing to focus on for this weeks PoY than....Home/Family/Pets? Enjoy homies!
I have an idea, Meribon. Just burn the house down (and collect the insurance money). How's that for santeria? Santeria that, buddy! I'd probably keep the candles, though. Just to be safe, you know?
You just wait, Joanne. The day "they" find Twitter, and figure out how to link that shiz up to "The Facebook," our lives are over. Every minute, on the minute, not only will you get a tweet, but you get an alert on FB that something has been posted on FB via Twitter. The world is coming to an end - technology and parents are a cocktail made for a bad hangover. Trust me. I know. They're smart little buggers, those parents.
If you get this, Amy, I'll love you forever. What kind of pearls are we talking about? Do sea monkey's "wear" pearl necklaces? Do they wear the pearls with the sea-monkey dog? If so, they are not very family friendly toys.
Guess what, Nikki? You don't need to have a four year old to have that shiz all over the place. I dare say, a girl, 24 years old can do much more damage with glitter than a four year old. Trust me, I still find that shiz all over the house. Remnants of the previous "woman of the house." And, I use "woman" VERY loosely (in many ways). If I have a daughter, that glitter shit will never enter my lair.
Hey, have a freaking great weekend. Also, please remember to salute all of our past, present, and future soliders. We would not be able to enjoy the freedom and opportunities we have, with out them. To all the soliders, I salute you.