Happy Friday, Friends! The weather where I live is finally deciding to somewhat align itself with the month of May. Last year, we were already bitchin' and moaning about 80 degree weather in March. Well, I guess Mother Earth heard us, and decided to teach us a lesson. We've learned! We've learned! Srrrsly.
So, the past couple of weeks have been kind of a roller coaster for me, not gonna lie, yo. I'm transitioning out of my current job, while I seek out a new position. I have enjoyed the time with my current company, but look forward to getting back to what I know I'm good at. What is that, you may ask? Well, I'm a marketing and communications and media and promotions whore...all the way to the brim, I am. Proud of it, too. This may not sound exciting to all of you, but I have been secretly stalking an agency out here ever since I moved seven years ago. Well....I've landed an interview for two positions they currently have open. You have no freaking clue how excited I am...or maybe you do. If I could simply ask all of my peever lovers out there to cross their fingers, throw a coin in a well, meditate, or anything else that may help my chances, on Monday at 1:30CST, I will love you forever. I promise.
Due to the fact that my mind is in 50 different places right now, and it's hard to focus on one subject due to my excitement, I will be providing you a pocket full-o-flavor today. Who loves random peeves? I do! I do! Enjoy...
I think Kate the Peon needs to give her trainer a little math lesson. March him over to the scale, stand on it and ask, "X number minus 30. What is that number? Now, shut the eff up! Do your job, encourage my ass, and yell at me like Jillian Michaels until I get to that number! And then??? Shut the hell up and yell at someone else!" I think that will take care of your little Juicehead problem.
I'm not quite sure what the worst part of this experience is, Blaugra? The actual product chosen by this "woman who is of similar age," the fact that the chosen counting method was one by one by one by one, or the odd total number of said product? Either way, after three I'd want to kick her in the shins. Dummy. Count before you come to the counter!
May I offer a suggestion, Kayteadee? Should this happen again, you just tell those bitches that you have a hardline to Al Gore. And, can they imagine how shit pissed he would be if he knew your garbage was outside rotting and spewing pollution into the air? Okay, maybe it's not much better than sitting in a landfill. However, at least they cover they shit up, and try to plant trees on the garbage.
I've been in this same situation, Red. Sounds like you were much more classy than I ever was. I decided a little bumper-carts was in order. Attempting to cut in line in front of me is a big no-no. I'll take you down, down to Chinatown. Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong. I don't believe I have ever lost, either.
If only everyone listened to Peeved Michelle's instructions on how to eat and chew your food in a normal and civilized manner, I would definitely have fewer homicidal thoughts
Have a wonderful weekend, everyone. If you've got yourself one of those...those...those Mom's, yes, Mom's, be kind to her this weekend. It's Yo Mama's Day this weekend. Oh, and don't forget about Monday, please? I'd send you a calendar invite, but that may look a wee bit desperate. OUT.