Happy Freaking New Year, everyone! How was your New Years Eve? In bed by 10pm? Quiet night at home with friends? Stuck playing games with your offspring? Partying responsibly out at a club/restaurant? Sloppy, shit-pissed drunk, with your eye makeup running down your face and your tights mysteriously ripped at the knee showing off a huge gash? Or....somewhere in between those? My was pretty lovely, actually. I was not shit-pissed drunk, but I sure was having a great time! With all the beer, wine, alcohol, and food people ate all night, I bet some had some major bathroom issues the next day.... All in the name of a good freaking time, though. Right?
What shall we focus on today? Eureka! I've got it. I do believe it's been quite a while since I dedicated PoY to something that always gets a laugh (out of me, at least)...Doody! Some people never talk about it, and some (mostly teen girls) swear up and down they never doody. Phooey! Maybe if we talk about it a little more often, people would stop looking at doody talk as something taboo? Even if they don't, and they still get grossed out, all of us peevers and most of the peeve lovers will get a giggle or two out of my doody talk!
Blaugra, I do believe we could use this advertisement for another purpose. We should cater the message to pretty girls (like the one shown) to prove that, yes, they too, doody!
Personally, Erin, I wholeheartadley believe that a stall needs to be set up with an alarm system. Instead of forcing the victim of running out of "shit tickets"to ass scoot to get more TP, the person who only leaves you a few shit tickets will be tazered or tortured or locked in the bathroom until they replace the roll.
My advice to you, Unknown Peever... Don't laugh. Don't cough. Don't do anything that may put pressure on the rectal area. Otherwise, you'll have a real situation on your hands.
Joanne, it almost feels like your body is being violated, doesn't it? It's a sneak attack you were definitely not prepared for.
Easy solution, Unknown Peever. Simply add two step before Rinse. Lather,Bend, Spread, Rinse, Repeat. Wa la! Works every time.
And so ends my PoY Doody Diary for the week. Have a good weekend, and don't neglect your rectum!
