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Step 1: Open mouth.
Step 2: Bite apple.
Step 3: CLOSE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MOUTH.
Step 4: Chew.
Anyone who skips Step 3, or begins Step 4 without completing Step 3, is a disgusting cow who should not be allowed to work in an office.
Peeved Michelle at 10:53 AM in Biggest Peeve Ever, Food and Drink, People, Work/School/Volunteer | Permalink