I'm attending my 37th military ball on Saturday. Okay, not 37, but it feels like it. In my quest to look presentable, I bought a bunch of new make-up.
Here's the applicator tip for the L'Oreal Infallible Plumping Lip Gloss:
The first thought that came into my brain was "vagina." And of course, I have red. I'm kind of squeamish now applying it to my lips.
I also bought Almay's intense i-color. When I pulled the wand out of the tube, I thought maybe a small caterpillar had wedged itself in there. Judge for yourself:
The picture really does it no justice. It's about as wide and long as my entire eyeball. One small flinch and I think it might poke out my entire eye.
My best bet is to probably refrain from drinking at all until all this make-up is applied, since I don't think I'd look too hot wearing an eye patch to a ball.
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