The packing to move to TX is kicking up dust.
The dust is causing me to wheeze and cough.
The coughing is giving me sexy Kathleen Turner voice.
The wheezing is requiring me to use my inhaler more than usual.
The inhaler is making me light headed and tired.
The light-headedness makes me not want to pack and just nap.
The napping causes me to not finish what I started.
All that is why I'm hiring a maid for my new place.
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