Sloooooow Talker

I'm convinced I'm the only person who's ever watched Shear Genius on Bravo. The first two seasons were hosted by Jaclyn Smith, who was as dull as a butter knife.

I was surprised with last week's premiere when they showed Camila Alves as the new host. (Apparently she is a model, but most people would know her as Matthew McConaughey's babies mama.)

It's obvious English is not her first language, which is fine, but she talks so painstakingly slow I find myself finishing her sentences in my head before she can form the words. It also doesn't help she sounds like she's got Matthew's wetsuit stuffed in her mouth either.