I've been on a "get-healthy" kick lately: really watching what I eat, really pushing myself at the gym. Whether it's because The Peevery is made up mostly of chics, or because we're all Americans (we are, right?) (see, and Americans are notorious for being fat), but I'm not alone in my quest for a slimmer me.
And lucky for you, readers, being fat & hungry makes for some cranky Peevers.
Effin A. The whole friggin completed link-to-old-peeves section was deleted somehow when I went to publish. Crap crap crap. Here's a less clever redo:
Melissa wanted the cookies for herself.
I spell Easter C-A-D-B-U-R-Y. Jen disagrees.
Joanne's use of "power panties" earned The Peevery some loyal, creepy followers.
You totally should have asked Michelle when the baby was due. Just don't, for the love of all that's holy, ask her now.
You should not, however, ask Amy that same question.
Surprise! I'm still fat!
Blaugra's not fat, but if she eats this way, she'll be a whale. And possibly a stoned whale.
ah, memories. I recently ate a krimpet. I regretted it. I wish I were stoned right now.
Posted by: blaugra | February 05, 2010 at 08:52 PM
Nikki is Canadian but she lives in America.
Posted by: Peeved Michelle, the Awesome | February 06, 2010 at 08:57 PM
This was a great Peeves of Yore.
Posted by: BuffaloJenn | February 07, 2010 at 02:26 PM
Thank you for calling me not fat, btw. These days I'm not feeling not fat so it's nice.
Posted by: blaugra | February 08, 2010 at 11:54 AM
Lesson learned, eh Blaugra? Next time: less krimpet, more weed. :)
PM: Thanks, I did not know that!
BJ: Thank you!
Blaugra: Welcome!
Posted by: KtP | February 08, 2010 at 04:53 PM
Weed is the gateway drug to Krimpets.
Posted by: Amy | February 10, 2010 at 09:40 AM