I've been on a "get-healthy" kick lately: really watching what I eat, really pushing myself at the gym. Whether it's because The Peevery is made up mostly of chics, or because we're all Americans (we are, right?) (see, and Americans are notorious for being fat), but I'm not alone in my quest for a slimmer me.
And lucky for you, readers, being fat & hungry makes for some cranky Peevers.
Effin A. The whole friggin completed link-to-old-peeves section was deleted somehow when I went to publish. Crap crap crap. Here's a less clever redo:
Melissa wanted the cookies for herself.
I spell Easter C-A-D-B-U-R-Y. Jen disagrees.
Joanne's use of "power panties" earned The Peevery some loyal, creepy followers.
You totally should have asked Michelle when the baby was due. Just don't, for the love of all that's holy, ask her now.
You should not, however, ask Amy that same question.
Surprise! I'm still fat!
Blaugra's not fat, but if she eats this way, she'll be a whale. And possibly a stoned whale.
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