Just One at a Time, Please

Individually wrapped prunes.

Bulleted peeve list about individually wrapped prunes:

• Don't try to tell me these are "dried plums." I know they are prunes.
• Children will still not think prunes are "nature's candy." They will be ridiculed if you put them in their lunchboxes.
• Am I going to throw a handful of individually wrapped prunes in my bag?
• Will one prune make me farty?
• Does the environment really need us to wrap each prune individually?
• Will old people eat individually wrapped prunes during movie matinees, causing even more crinkling-wrapper sounds during hot sex scenes? Will they need to make a choice between either a butterscotch lozenge or a prune in a movie theatre?