I'd Rather Squat In The Woods

I'm not sure what is more annoying to me - public toilets that you have to flush with your hand and possibly contract a flesh-eating virus, or self-flushing ones that either still flush while I'm hovering or make me dance around in front of the sensor, trying to get it to flush so the next person can't tell I drank a shitload of beer the night before and I'm still dehydrated.

I also disdain run-on sentences, but I had to get my point across.

Comments

[Just Me]

I use my foot to flush public toilets with handles.

[Erin]

If I tried that, I would fall, hit my head, and be laying in a stall
until someone found me.

[Robin]

Everybody poops. You're more likely to contract a flesh eating virus in a hospital than a public restroom. Just saying.

[Erin]

I'm a germaphobe, so it's all the same to me. I'm also hate doctors, so I go to the doctor only when necessary.
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