My son came home from school today with two friends in tow. Mind you, I'm sick and on the couch, feeling like total ass.
He asks if they can use his phone to call his parents. Um, yeah, and why are they are again? He comes in the house five minutes later, and says one of the kids' mom just came by, and said she'd be back at 6:30 to pick him up.
I've never met this woman in my life. How does she know I'm not on some drinking binge, or will sell her son into little boy slavery? Am I supposed to feed this kid supper? I was totally craving Hardee's, but no way in hell am I buying some kid I don't know fast food.
My son's totally in trouble once these kids leave.

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