During this season of light, Peevers love to give you our best.
But we also like to receive. So I have selected the perfect present for each Peever:
* A pair of 5" platform boots will be under Erin's tree.
* Joanne could use some new unmentionables. But NOTHING with velcro!
* Two-time mama Peeved Michelle deserves a big day at the spa.
* Kate the Peon deserves a new job for the new year, and we need her to do it: TV Network Programmer.
* Amy's big surprise is a lifetime supply of SPF 30 sunscreen!
* Hazel and Nikita will each be given her own, much needed, personal laundry assistant.
* Look to the skies, Jen14221, because that's not Santa's sleigh up there, it's your own private plane!
* Karla Kay will be guaranteed a front-row seat at the fabulous Moscow Cat Circus!
* Red will receive the most priceless gift of all: a moment of silence(or two!)
* Young Max (referring to the amount of time he has been peeving, not to his chronological age) will be granted a handsome close shave with some awesome shaving cream purchased at Neiman-Marcus, because, screw Target!
* And for me, I'll just meet this little guy on a little Caribbean island.
Well, actually, being asked to sub for Kate the Peon this week is enough of a present for me. Yeah, right.
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