Off Target

Well, I had a disappointing trip to Target yesterday.  I bought some new shaving cream, called Shea Butter African Shave Cream.  It gives me a smooth shave, but the stuff looks and feels as though I am frosting my face with a jar of Betty Crocker buttercream.  Doesn't help that it smells sweet.  Also I bought some Mitchum solid deodorant, and it is very slimy.  I feel as though I am walking around with wet sea weed in my shirt.