Wax Can Be Your (Daughter's) Friend, Madge

Dear Madonna,

I have idolized you for more than two decades, yet I'm thoroughly disappointed in you. Your daughter, Lourdes, is a gorgeous girl, but why the moustache? I'm glad to see the fuzzy unibrow has been transformed into two separate brows, but really, a 'stache? She's a teenager now, it's okay to introduce her to the world of depilatories.

Sincerely,

Erin, A Rabid Tweezer