TPS Reports

I've got two bosses.  Neither of them has a complete understanding of international sales or what it is that I do on a daily basis.  So now. every time I do something they don't get - not wrong, just different from their preconceived notions of how things should work - I hear about it from two different people.  I have to tell two different people that I'm leaving for lunch, or taking a day off, or setting my cubicle on fire because that asshat from Turkey sent another screaming e-mail demonstrating his complete ignorance of our business. 

Sometimes I forget that my employer's name is not Initech.