This Factory Is Closed

I made an appointment to get my IUD replaced a few weeks ago. I show up for my appointment today, and wait an hour to see the doctor. When she finally comes in, she tells me that whoever made my appointment did not allot enough time for the procedure, and even better, that they didn't "order" the IUD.

I explained that I had been guilted into replacing my IUD after a different doctor asked me, "If your husband and son died in a car accident, would you want more kids?" I didn't want to look like the cold-hearted bitch I am, so of course I said, "Fine, I'll get another IUD instead of getting my tubes tied."

I've decided to be selfish and sent my husband an e-mail, asking him his thoughts on vasectomies. While he's overseas, at war. I should probably win some sort of "Wife of the Year" award for that.