That's Not My Name

To whom it may concern:

I am inquiring if you could send something to me.

Sincerely, Ed

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Dear Ed:

Yes, I could send something to you.

Sincerely, Laura

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Dear Linda:

Great. I look forward to receiving your something! Thank you.

Sincerely, Ed

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Dear Dildo:

If you're going to ask me for something at least get my name right. It's right there in our email chain. You're like the 60th person to call me Linda and you've pushed me over the edge. Oh, Dildo isn't your name? I'm soooo sorry. There's a "d" in it so I thought I was close.

Sincerely, Laura a.k.a. Blaugra