Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman

I made a Face Book account, but I never use it.  I just did it so my sisters would stop saying, "You really need to get on Face Book.  It's great."

Over Thanksgiving I went back to my home town and ran into several people I had not seen in a long time.  When I tried to exchange phone numbers and e-mail addresses, each of them said, "Oh, I'll just find you on Face Book."  Thanks for the thought, but I don't swing that way.  I spend the whole work day sitting in front of a lap top, so I don't like to spend a lot of time surfing the web when I am on my own time.

Then again, maybe nobody wants to get in contact with me and that was the heave-ho, but I was too dumb to notice.