One of my dear dear friends is fucking gorgeous. Great skin, big boobs, tiny waist, great skin...okay, so lately her hair's been sorta fucked, but did I mention she has great skin?
She has a regular hookup to a dermatologist who, it's been said, takes a metal stick thingy to friend's skin and produces all this oil and shit out of friend's face, recycling it into petroleum jelly and leaving friend's face flawless.
So when I saw a Revlon $4.99 metal stick thingy/10x magnifying hand held mirror combo pack at Target...well, you know where this is going, right?
Let's just say that I do not have great skin, and now I'm more aware of that than ever before. Oh, and I also have age/skin spots I wasn't previously aware of. And, AND, I'm now addicted to looking at my massive pores in this gigantic mirror.
Fuck you, Revlon. And Target. And my friend and her perfect skin, while we're at it.
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