Whack a Few

We just got back from a 5 day camping trip at a cost of $121 for the campsite.  The grass and weeds were, in some places, a foot high.  They made my legs itch and caused me to be generally cranky.  Like I need a reason to be cranky.  I got cuts on my fingers from trying to yank out the weeds.  More crankiness.  I'm writing a letter, damnit.