Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to view the Eighth Wonder of the World! A terrifying freak of nature! A woman just like any other...until she made the fatal mistake of doing yard work on several sunny days wearing different sleeve lengths. Now she's the Incredible Tri-Tone Tan Girl! See her left arm and its amazing graduated lines -- a veritable human Neapolitan ice-cream. Marvel at her utter stupidity in clothing choices and her death-defying scorn of sunscreen.
Don't let this happen to YOU!
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