No, I'm not stoned. I swear.

Junk food I want to eat today:

• Butterscotch Krimpets
• Brown sugar and cinnamon Pop-Tarts
• A pint of French Vanilla fat-free non-dairy creamer
• Doritos Late Night "Tacos at Midnight" flavor  (WTF, like we need more flavors of Doritos?)
• Extra crispy bacon

But, I won't. I feel better just confessing my desires.  Oh wait, I did have a Pop-Tart.  Oops.