Peeves of Yore - it's all about Joanne today

I think she's in Ireland, right?  What a slacker.

One year ago, Jo had a peely thumb, interfering with her hard mousing work.  Annoying!

Two years ago, Jo switched from Kool-Aid to....prune juice?  Hot water with lemon?  General Foods International Coffee?  Harvey's Bristol Cream?  I don't know - what do old people drink? 

Three years ago, Jo's peeve started an interesting debate about the difference between hotpants and short shorts.  As an aside, there is one girl at my office whose name I do not know, but I call her 'hotpants'.  And everyone always knows exactly who I am talking about.

Four years ago, Jo told the mailroom employees where to stick it. 

And five long years ago, Jo asked the world to 'Say my name, bitch'