Your dog has no hair and it shakes. You interrupt phone conversations to say to your dog, "Shhhh, Mommy is on the phone! Bad girl!" You buy holiday-themes bibs to put on your dog when she eats. You buy your dog food from drive-thru restaurants at least 3 times per week. You put a diaper on your dog when it's "her time of the month" and then show people pictures of it on your phone because you think it's cute. You bought your dog a diaper bag from P0ttery Barn Baby. You rub expensive lotion on your dog. I. JUST. DON'T. GET. YOU.

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