I started using "Clinical Strength" anti-perspirant/deodorant last week. I didn't know anything about it before I bought it, I just had a coupon and it was on sale at CVS and I figured a stronger anti-B.O.-product couldn't hurt.
I don't understand how this is clinically stronger than regular shit. Who was in the clinical trials, little motionless cold-blooded aliens?
First, you have to apply it at night, and not in the morning. So when you arise, you're already half-smelly. Then, if you're like me, you shower in the a.m. You get dressed, and you're supposed to be stink-free for another 12 hours or so.
As well as being curious as to its extra-strength properties, I was excited to try it because I was wearing a sleeveless dress to a wedding and this product meant I wouldn't have little visible white spots stuck in the creases of my pits.
This was a very bad decision. By 10:00 pm I stank SO very much. I must have had visible vapor trails. It probably didn't help that I was dancing like a maniac while drinking six too many vodka shots. I'm recovering, but I don't think my dress ever will.
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