Yelp Help! Please!
I can't stop Yelping. I Yelped today more than I worked. Yelp's gonna get me fired, but I can't help it.
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I can't stop Yelping. I Yelped today more than I worked. Yelp's gonna get me fired, but I can't help it.
You can't be that hard core. You haven't even added me as a friend yet.
Posted by: Peeved Michelle | July 09, 2008 at 10:18 PM
Actually, you can work for Yelp. I have a friend who's sole job is that. So maybe getting fired wouldn't be that big a deal.
Posted by: KtP | July 10, 2008 at 10:58 AM
Now wtf is this? I can't keep up with all this crap; Twitter and Swurl and Skype and dammit, there's just too much of this. Don't even tell me what yelping is because I don't fucking care. And Yes, it's because I'm over the hill and I haven't had a fucking cigarette since Sunday. FUCK.
I hope I didn't offend any fucking one just now.
Posted by: One Wink | July 10, 2008 at 02:59 PM
I'm offended, OW: Sunday is way too fucking long to go without a smoky treat.
Posted by: KtP | July 10, 2008 at 04:21 PM
KtP: My sincerest apology. I hope this anger thing passes soon...
And I have this observation to report: That "new, scary drug" that's supposed to help you stop smoking but has those terrible side effects? I've not used it and don't plan to. Mostly because I'm suffering those same effects without the benefit of the drug. It's the nicotine withdrawal, I believe, that causes the vivid weird-ass dreams and suicidal thoughts, not the damn other drug!
Posted by: One Wink | July 10, 2008 at 08:07 PM