Recipe For Disaster

Ingredients:
2 web servers
1 Car bound for Vegas
1 Chief Technology Officer
1 Head of Programming and Development
1 Lead Designer
1 Pushy, Obnoxious Client
A dash of me

Preheat to about 500, knowing major project is going live on Monday for Client. At noon, move all contents of one server to the server that is going live for 20 minutes. Do not wait to cool down.

Start Car and pour in CTO, Development Head, and Project Lead Designer into seats. Press gas and point in direction of Las Vegas. Make sure CEO is out of town (this is optional, but recommended).

Wait about two hours until car is far enough baked through Barstow and allow server to get fucked up. Add a dash of Me and watch me blow!