New Poop Patterns
Since my surgery, my poop patterns have totally changed. Now, the moment I open my eyes in the morning, I have to bolt to the bathroom. It's not too bad in a way, as this guarantees that I can poop at home, in privacy, rather than at work, but it is taking some getting used to. No more hitting the snooze button for me.
Have to say, I'm jealous. In May I started having to go into work an hour earlier, which interfered with my, um, morning "routine". I can't go at work, no way, no how. So I pretty much only go on the weekends now. Fun.
Posted by: One Wink | July 03, 2008 at 01:51 PM
Decline brunch invitations from One Wink.
Posted by: Peeved Michelle | July 03, 2008 at 08:24 PM
*fine spray of coffee on keyboard*
Posted by: One Wink | July 04, 2008 at 06:07 AM