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July 01, 2008

God doesn't want me to eat salad.

I dropped Ranch dressing on my shirt no fewer than five times while eating my lunch today.  Coincidence?  Messy eater?  I think not.  A higher power was trying to tell me something.

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Clearly.

Sometimes I think they should just manufacture women's shirts with the stains already on them.

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