Peeved Wife and Husband are watching TV and hear a conversation about how most people these days have starter marriages. Peeved Wife coincidentally sighs.
Peeved Husband: Is this a starter marriage?
Peeved Wife pauses to contemplate the question, perhaps a little too long for Peeved Husband's comfort.
Peeved Wife: Look, here's the thing. You're lazy. I'm lazy. Neither one of us is going to go through the effort to do this all again.
Peeved Husband: Yeah, you're probably right.
The romance? It is not gone.

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