Honey!

If I could change one thing about my beloved husband, it would be the way he loads the dishwasher.

Honey, PUT THE DAMN PLATES IN THE LITTLE SLOTS DIRECTLY ADJACENT TO ONE ANOTHER, NOT SCATTERED ALL OVER THE FUCKING LOWER RACK!  The dishwasher only looks full to you because you have seven plates in various tilting positions all over the fucking place.  But if you load them properly and efficiently, you can fit like 20 plates and it takes much less time because I don't have to rearrange the fuck out of it.  How hard can it be?

Sheesh!