Next time, fucking do it yourself.

Dear Fundraising Event Committee:

Don't fucking complain to me that not enough people attended our event when none of you could get your head out of your ass to call the press or actually distribute flyers for the event.   Saying "someone should do that..." does not mean you have actually contributed anything to the process.

Don't fucking complain that the event expenses were too high when the committee members who volunteered to sell sponsorships six months ago totally blew it.

Don't fucking complain to me that this is the wrong time of year for an event like this when I coordinated the whole thing and I told you I could only make it happen in May, and you said, "Great!"

And when we're at the event, don't fucking tap me on the shoulder every five minutes to ask me what needs to happen next, just because you can't bother to remember your assignment or the program for the evening.   Get the fuck out.

Sincerely,

Fundraising Event Chairwoman

p.s. In case you were wondering, the event managed to net $2000 for our small volunteer organization, despite the fucking boneheads.  Yay!