Peevers and Friends:
Unless your job is with a Temporary Halloween Costume Shop, a Haunted Hayride, or a Burlesque Dance Revue, please select a response from the list below that best matches your personal experience with the wearing of Halloween costumes in the workplace:
a) I go all the way! From head to toe, wigs to big fake hobbit feet - whatever it takes to get everyone into the Halloween spirit, even if I have meetings with clients. And I LOVE scaring people at the Starbucks drive-thru! Boo-yah!
b) I'll get into it by being cute little cat with whiskers on my face and fake fuzzy ears, or an angel with some glitter on my face and a strap-on halo. Maybe some butterfly wings. Or an orange sweatshirt with black pants so I look like a cute PUMPKIN! Halloween is FUN! Whoo-hoo!
c) Because my workplace encourages us to express our creativity, we are asked to wear at least 3 pieces of Halloween flair -- therefore, I do the bare minimum, just so the boss doesn't give me shit. Whatever.
d) Anyone who responds to a, b, or c is an asshole. Unless she/he has to entertain children on the job. I would never wear a costume in my daily workplace. Now, at my night-gig with the Burlesque Revue...that's a different story.
e) None of the above. You and your survey can suck it.
Thank you for your assistance.
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